lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

sasstiel-sassbutt:

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

pureblood

this post just got 209348451 times better okay

_{Amanda Seyfried talking about Hugh Jackman giving her a lap dance for her birthday.}

sassymccoy:

no but women are so badass okay

because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry

that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise

wifipasswords:

im not even sassy im just an asshole

willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

saw the first photo on my dash and decided it should be a photoset

svveden:

how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information

dan-can-you-not:

Sweet damn